MP3: Tarnation Street - Outside

Me: So, how would you describe this singer?

Wife: He sounds like an aging tranny on the skids, out of meds, reduced to rolling around on a baby grand in a Thai piano bar. If Waylon and Madam split up and Madam went off to do a solo act, this would be what it would sound like.

Me: I don't think he has proper muscle control.

Wife: Maybe he's disabled?

Me: Wow, that would be embarrassing.

Wife: In that case, he would be brave.

Tarnation Street - Outside