MP3: Nic & the Family - Hej Monika

Love to hate it, hate to love it - either way, I think we can all agree that "Hej Monika" is one of the most insipid, obnoxious songs ever written. It's a brilliant piece of inspired garbage, a song that's infectious like the plague. The music is trivial, the vocal laughably bad, the refrain endless. Hear it once and it will haunt you. Does it rank a zero or a perfect 10? I go for the latter, if only because it makes me feel absolutely devilish to inflict it on others. Beware!

Nic & the Family - Hej Monika