Lindstrøm prepares a lump of coal for your stocking

Pitchfork reports that Lindstrøm is working on a 40-minute version of the holiday evergreen "Little drummer boy": https://pitchfork.com/news/36938-lindstrm-making-a-40-minute-version-of-little-drummer-boy/
I didn't write this, but it's a comment well worth repeating: "Hate to say it but this guy no longer has to even TRY to be impossibly boring. It just happens."